Livre d'or des Chats Libres de Colomiers

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language

Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.