Livre d'or des Chats Libres de Colomiers

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

Some men, in order to prevent the supposed intentions of their adversaries, have committed the most enormous cruelties.

Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it

Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.

Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.

Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.

For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.