Livre d'or des Chats Libres de Colomiers

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.

If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.

The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.