Livre d'or des Chats Libres de Colomiers

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.

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Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.

I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.