Livre d'or des Chats Libres de Colomiers

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.

No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.

They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.

The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.