Livre d'or des Chats Libres de Colomiers

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

Silence is argument carried out by other means.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

If thereÂ?s one thing I know itÂ?s God does love a good joke.

Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.