One day this girl was talking to her friend and she said to her, "My boyfriend bought me flowers for Valentines day this year so I guess I have to put my legs in the air for him.", and her friend replied, "Why? Don't you have a vase?" :-)
bunk bed
01-03-2006 18:56:00
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator :-)
adipex
26-02-2006 19:48:00
How do you drown a blond?
When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants :)
tramadol
25-02-2006 22:05:00
A man walks into a drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?" "You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist. "That's it, I can never remember that word." :)
phentermine
24-02-2006 02:55:00
A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" and the man replies, "No, just spots." :-)
Collège saint joseph
20-02-2006 11:53:00
Pouvez vous me donner des détails sur vos formations en informatique. Recrutez vous ? Quel statut a votre établissement?
Merci et a bientot.
Matouba
19-02-2006 09:56:00
Bravo, le site est interressant et nous permet de mieux vous connaître. Il faut continuer!
kellybluebook
15-02-2006 14:38:00
Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?
A: A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down :)
lane bryant
15-02-2006 01:49:00
Historians have recently discovered that Annie Oakley, famed sharp-shooter of the Old West, had a sister. The sister, Carrie, gained some renown in her day as a singer in various saloons throughout the West, but it was not until after her death that she was very widely known. Today, countless bars are dedicated to Carrie Oakley.
clenbuterol
14-02-2006 20:33:00
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh! :-)