Livre d'or des Chats Libres de Colomiers

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.

Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.

Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.