Livre d'or des Chats Libres de Colomiers

We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain

Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.

I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.